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Entries from January 2008

Seriously, I can’t get this out of my head

January 26, 2008 · 1 Comment

Just in case you read my last post about the Little Morning Song … when you click on the link a song might play right away and, while it is a good song, it may not be the Little Morning Song. Make sure you click on that song cuz it is so freaken good I can’t get it out of my head. Here are the lyrics:

Light on the creaky floor
It’s a morning of open skies
And me at the kitchen counter
I take a breath and reach for you
Where are the poets who write about happiness?
They make it seem like life is such a mess
But it’s enought to be right here
While the sun slips down
And across your hair

I want to remember this
Every light-stilled room
And your hair askew
And the place you sit on a kitchen stool
Swinging little legs
While you hum a tune

Categories: Music

Hooked!

January 24, 2008 · 1 Comment

I am hooked on this Little Morning Song by Kim McMechano. Go ahead, try to tell me you don’t just love it.

Categories: Music

The tale in which my ginormous head bursts, splashing shame all over everything …

January 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

You know how there are days when you want to post but have nothing to say? And you know how there are days when you want to post, but you just can’t find the time? Then there are days when something so blog worthy happens that no matter what else happens, damn it, YOU.WILL.POST!

Today is one of those days.

Today The Girl and I went to play group at the library. We go to this same play group every week, so the librarian has seen us there often. Today, after class, she said she wanted to talk to me. She said that when she reads stories that she notices that The Girl shows a lot of empathy, which is early for her age. F(or example, last week when she read the Three Little Kittens book and got to the part where the kittens lost their mittens and started crying, The Girl almost started to cry too. The librarian had to stop and tell her it was OK.

Anyway … she tells me that she noticed this and noticed what a great memory The Girl has and some other things that TOTALLY.STROKED.MY.EGO.

Let me just stop here and say this: I didn’t know this before I had kids, but every parent really and truly believes that his or her child is the most beautiful, most talented, most thoughtful, brightest kid that has ever been born. We all say it like we are joking, and before I had kids I thought people were joking, but no, it’s no joke; We really believe it. In fact, we think it is cute that you think your kid is so great when CLEARLY our kid is the greatest. Seriously, we all think that.

Having the librarian single you out, just to comment on the greatness of your kid … well, let me tell you, few things can stroke your ego like that. My head was getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

Then she asks me if I have ever heard about this book called The Indigo Children. I tell her I have not. She suggests that I might like it because she thinks The Girl just might be an indigo child. They are known to me very bright with amazing memories (so she says). My ego continues to grow.

I get home, call Norman, tell him all about it. His ego inflates as well.

I get The Girl fed and down for a nap, then I go to trusty old Google to find out all about Indigo Children. Go ahead, look, I’ll wait …

(finger tapping, humming, chewing my nails)

Done? Yeah … my head is now back to normal size. Which is exactly what I deserve for thinking my kid was soooooo much better than your kid. In case you didn’t click on the link let me just summarize:

  • “Indego” is the color of the “hue of their auras”
  • However this site says that actually the aura thing is not true, but rather it is “the result of scientific observations by a woman who has the brain disorder called synesthesia.” (yeah, cuz that makes it better)
  • The Indigo Children is a book by Lee Carroll, a channeler for an entity he calls Kryon, and his wife Jan Tober.
  • Who is “Kryon,” you ask? Well Kryon is “a disembodied entity of a different order than human, who has ‘been with the Earth since the beginning’.”

Really, need I go on?

She told me the book was “a little out there.”

A little out there? I thought I was a little out there. I’m an extended nursing, baby waring, co-sleeping, no processed sugar eating kind of parent. I think most people think I am pretty out there. But this … well … this is just plain nuts!

Categories: The Girl · totally nonsensical crap

This is better than anything I could write anyway …

January 19, 2008 · 2 Comments

I know, I know, I owe you a real post, but this was so funny I had to pass it on. Enjoy, and I will try to get a real post out by next week.

Categories: totally nonsensical crap

Tell about a plane

January 11, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’ve had this crazy idea that the reason kids freak out sometimes is because no one has bothered to tell them what to expect. I have absolutely no basis in fact for this theory, it’s just a theory.

Ever since The Girl has been little, I have explained things to her. In detail. In painful, excruciating detail. I don’t know if it is the explanation or not, but she has never flipped out at the doctor’s office, or any other time when I have gone through the “X is going to happen” story with her.

A little more than a year ago, she was getting ready for her first airplane ride. About two weeks before the trip, I started telling her what would happen when we went on the airplane. She listed attentively to the story and when it came to flying she did great. Better than I could have ever expected. I patted myself on the back for preparing her.

I could not hate myself more for this theory or this story.

We have since had about 8 round trips on airplanes. And, she has done remarkably well every time. Even when we were delayed 12 (yes TWELVE) hours in Minneapolis she was great – much better than Norman and me. The problem is: the story.

I have told “about a plane” approximately 45 squillian times. I have been requested to tell the story about 264 squillian times. The story has changed a little over this past year. The first time it was about what was going to happen. When we got home the story was about what had already happened. As we got closer to the next flight the story would change again to what would happen.

It’s not an interesting story. There is no plot. There is no protagonist. There is no antagonist (well, unless you consider Northwest an antagonist, and I often do). It is such an efing boring story, and it is seriously requested about 12 times a day. She never tires of it. Ever. EVER.

She has seriously asked for this story in her sleep.

And every time, it is the same thing “tell about a plane.”

It was really cute last year, when she was just learning to talk, and the inflection in “about” was just like in “aplane.” Now it is said quickly like it is just one long word: tellaboutaplane.

What in the hell have I done? Me and my theories.

“Tell about how momma went crazy” – I wonder how she’d like that story?

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